December 2011
Go away.
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Me? Lose control?
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BT: He likes to be surrounded by pretty women, even though he's gay.
OM: Of course! Look at you! You have so much potential!
LH: Well, I'm not wearing heels. I've been in heels all day, I don't wanna die at night.
OM: Then what the hell are you going to wear?! SNEAKERS?!
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I thought breaks you were suppose to catch up on sleep. No, I’m insanely tired everyday.
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Well that was unexpected.
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I’m going to assume Glee sang this cover....
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I love my brother. I’m coughing and sneezing out of my mind, he comes over and tells me to not go out tonight instead I should stay home and get some rest. He then proceeds to get me medicine and a warm cup of tea. He’s 12. I was nothing like him when I was 12.
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“Sadly, many people measure happiness by how long the experience lasts. The truth...”
– Dr. Goldsmith
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“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
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Hey! Wanna be in an enclosed room with 6 people you don't really know and forced to sing some random song in a language you can't speak very well? Really! It'll be a blast!
Wine and cheese - great until you turn red and start babbling at max volume. Again.
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Run, bitch run.
Did you finally realize you’re an asshole.
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Awake at 3AM? Hell yeah. Still in Hawaii time.
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Tom Hanks needs to be my uncle.
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It’s strictly professional.
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You know it’s home when all your relatives call you fat but won’t stop feeding you food, and when you politely decline their offer they tell you about the starving children in Africa.
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Awkward moment when you’re about to get your luggage and you see an ex-team member you bitched out in the girls locker room when you were a sophomore in high school.
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See you later Hawaii.
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You gain nothing without sacrificing something.
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